Here you will find a couple of very funny bumperstickers. Bumper Stickers we would all like to see. WARNING: those who are offended easily…don’t even go in.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
Always remember you’re unique…Just like everyone else.
Honk If You Want To See My Finger
Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your *BUTT*?
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an *jerk*!
100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you
DON’T *TICK* ME OFF! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
Jesus is coming! Look busy!
You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
Save Your Breath … You’ll need it to blow up your date!
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
All men are idiots….I married their king.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.
Hang up and drive.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Where there’s a will…I want to be in it.
It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Don’t drink and drive…You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry… Then things get worse
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Be nice to your kids…They will pick out your nursing home.
Author: Gina Hutchings
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